Get her what she really wants this Christmas:
Perfume, a new car, jewelry
Rubies sapphires diamonds!
A massage, a night out, a luxury cruise
50% off, what a steal
Get him what he really wishes for:
A truck, tools, outdoor gear
Tickets to the football season
A 72 inch TV
(That’ll keep him busy)
Save buckets of money for the really important things
Get them everything on their lists:
Dolls, cars, legos galore
Video games, electronics, phones, and more
Everything they never dreamed
Until seeing it in the shop windows
‘Tis the season of giving
The only important thing to remember
Is that no one is ever happy
Nobody will be satisfied with what they have
Because there’s always more
So, make sure to prepare for everything
Go overboard and cover it all
Join the throngs of 12/26 crowds
Rushing to return the happiness they borrowed
The joy they could only rent
It doesn’t matter anyway,
Because everyone’s happy
But no one’s ever happy
There’s always something else
Another distraction to replace
Real happiness
Make sure you have everything you need
Leave nothing out
Be prepared for the slightest altercation
Put on a brave face
Smile
Let no one see your fears
It’s almost upon us
The beast has arrived
Time to be happy in a world
That values nothing
Except dirt
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